Apparently Pigs Can Fly While Lily Does French Playboy

So this is what I discovered today. While I was naively enjoying a peaceful Sunday.

I guess you should know that I've always had a hate/hate relationship with Lily Cole.

Yes HATE is a strong word. 

Obviously I don't really hate her. 

That would be silly.

Try more like "I don't understand her face?" 

Yes I know, that ugly/beautiful thing is what her face is about. yadah yadah yadah...

Lily Cole on the catwalk - fine I'll put up with it.

LILY COLE IN PLAYBOY. ON THE COVER.

No.

NO NO NO NO NO.

NO WAY.